Apple - Encyclopedia Dramatica

“Apple’s claim to fame is that they invented the PC even though it was actually invented by IBM. Apple is also known as the one company that had to be paid by Microsoft to stay in buisness. Led by all-star jerk Steve Jobs, Apple is the favourite high-tech company of “artistes” everywhere. This is because people believe Apple makes awesome computers that off-set their exorbitant price by becoming obsolete only once a year. The truth is, they are merely victims of the Reality Distortion Field. While Apple may have done some neat things in the past, they are now just a music company.” Spot on, just spot on.