Holly Paige thought her family’s food regime would boost their health – but stick-thin legs and rotten teeth made her think again…
Mama is no fool. As further evidenced:
There were other oddities: “I remember going to the supermarket and buying butter for my older children. Lizzie, who had never had butter in her life, would grab the packet and gnaw into it,” says Paige. “It was really disconcerting. I would be thinking, ‘What is going on? Here is this purely fed child – why would she need to do this?’
Well, at least she came to her senses in time.
June 17th, 2008
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“This morning on ABC’s This Week, National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley repeatedly confused Tibet and Nepal while discussing President Bush’s decision to attend the Olympics. At least 8 different times, Hadley said “Nepal” when talking about the human rights abuses that have taken place in Tibet.”
April 14th, 2008
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Duck! Bush Jokes About Cheney’s Bad Aim: ‘While hosting the 2007 Stanley Cup winners at the White House, the President asked the Anaheim Duck hockey champs, “Like, have you noticed a lot of security around here? It’s because the Vice President heard there were some Ducks around.”’ Such a funny guy, too.
February 7th, 2008
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Former SCO chair behind Utah WiFi age verification proposal : “A bill that would require those operating WiFi networks to verify users’ ages has come under fire. Introduced to the Utah House of Representatives by Rep. Bradley Daw (R-Orem) late last month, the bill seeks to protect children from accessing “material harmful to minors” via public WiFi networks.” Like wow. Also, it seems as if Yarro (formerly of SCO) came up with the CP80 proposal. If that is in any way representative of the technical insights of said company — well, need I say more?
February 6th, 2008
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As can be seen somewhere in the right column of this page — at least for now — I am currently reading Donna Tartts’s “The Secret History.” Strangely enough, the second book I have been reading recently that uses a thinly disguised version of Bennington College for a setting.
What struck me about this one, though, was a feeling that somehow, somewhere, there is a thematic similarity with The Magus — a book that I read at a tender young age, but that I hold in considerably lower regard that I do Ms. Tartt’s efforts (at least now — was there a time when I thought The Magus was profound? Blam it on my youth…) Anyways, off to Google to find this: Tell Us What Novels Remind You of The Magus — and, yes, someone else had the same thought.
The extravagant association is one made by a young Randian: The Magus reminds him of Atlas Shrugged? Eh — well: let me not count the ways that that is just plain non-sense: it does have a certain comical effect, though.
Is there any book in the known universe that would not remind those people of the odious oeuvre of their high priestess? I think not.
January 22nd, 2008
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David Byrne’s Survival Strategies for Emerging Artists — and Megastars: “What is called the music business today, however, is not the business of producing music. At some point it became the business of selling CDs in plastic cases, and that business will soon be over. But that’s not bad news for music, and it’s certainly not bad news for musicians. Indeed, with all the ways to reach an audience, there have never been more opportunities for artists.”
January 7th, 2008
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Epidemic of Ignorance: “On Thursdays — Jammeh’s healing powers are only available to him on that day of the week he says — the president frequently allows Gambian television to film him as he defeats AIDS: Patients lie flat on their backs as the president whirls around them and mumbles verses from the Koran. He slaps green sludge onto their skin, sprinkles liquid from an old Evian bottle over them and gives them a brown broth to drink. A quick banana snack completes the therapy.” (via Passport)
June 19th, 2007
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Michigan treasurer falls for Nigerian scam: “A public treasurer in the Michigan county of Alcona stands accused of embezzling tax payers out of more than $1.2m, at least part of which was used to cover costs he incurred falling for a Nigerian banking fraud.” Unbelievable…
February 1st, 2007
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